May 14, 2013 § 2 Comments
I started an all natural, preservative-free organic juice diet this morning. It ended 5 hours later. Yech! How do people serious do this?! Just thinking about the green nastiness I consumed makes me want to barf.
March 15, 2013 § Leave a comment
Just stopped by my neighborhood healthy dog food store to buy my Winnie some wet food. Now, we go in there all the time and for a few years now, since they opened. I have never once used cash to purchase anything in the store. I mean, who the hell is running around with all this cash in their wallets these days? So, when the annoying moron employee wouldn’t stamp my gosh darn rewards card I was peeved. I paid with a debit card. I always pay with my debit card. I always get stamped. I’ve redeemed my previously stamped cards for $10 off my next purchase. Why should today be any different? Because people become fucking greedy assholes, that’s why. I explained to moron that I always get stamped and I never have paid cash and she just kept repeating that it was cash only like it was the only phrased infused in her after the droid bots got a hold of her teeny tiny brain. Whatever happened to good customer service? I would have said, “no problem, you are here all the time, spend plenty of money so I’ll stamp your dumb card.” I hope they get more complaints cause this is just ridiculous.
March 1, 2013 § Leave a comment
I think olives are gross. I don’t know what it is (well I do, it’s the taste) that makes me want to vomit whenever I even get a tinge of olive essence on my tongue. I’m eating this great Greek salad that I picked up from Fresh and Easy but discarded all of the olives prior to chomping away. Now, my question, is it really weird if I also disposed of the plastic fork that I used to get rid of my olives? Well, I did, so there. Mmmmm, I love Greek salad. : )