The Juice Diet: What was I thinking?

May 14, 2013 § 2 Comments

I started an all natural, preservative-free organic juice diet this morning.  It ended 5 hours later. Yech!  How do people serious do this?!  Just thinking about the green nastiness I consumed makes me want to barf.

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Inanity day 5: pure cardio

March 19, 2013 § 2 Comments

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Petty in Pink

March 15, 2013 § Leave a comment

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Just stopped by my neighborhood healthy dog food store to buy my Winnie some wet food.  Now, we go in there all the time and for a few years now, since they opened.  I have never once used cash to purchase anything in the store.  I mean, who the hell is running around with all this cash in their wallets these days?  So, when the annoying moron employee wouldn’t stamp my gosh darn rewards card I was peeved.  I paid with a debit card.  I always pay with my debit card.  I always get stamped.  I’ve redeemed my previously stamped cards for $10 off my next purchase.  Why should today be any different?  Because people become fucking greedy assholes, that’s why.  I explained to moron that I always get stamped and I never have paid cash and she just kept repeating that it was cash only like it was the only phrased infused in her after the droid bots got a hold of her teeny tiny brain.  Whatever happened to good customer service?  I would have said, “no problem, you are here all the time, spend plenty of money so I’ll stamp your dumb card.”  I hope they get more complaints cause this is just ridiculous.

 

Olive You Not

March 1, 2013 § Leave a comment


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I think olives are gross.  I don’t know what it is (well I do, it’s the taste) that makes me want to vomit whenever I even get a tinge of olive essence on my tongue.  I’m eating this great Greek salad that I picked up from Fresh and Easy but discarded all of the olives prior to chomping away.  Now, my question, is it really weird if I also disposed of the plastic fork that I used to get rid of my olives?  Well, I did, so there.  Mmmmm, I love Greek salad.  : )

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